I wanted to do something funny for Halloween instead of the usual sexy costume- so I decided to do the most inappropriate thing I could think of. I used an old formal dress and red paint (I used acrylic which I don’t suggest because it hardened) and splattered paint over the bottom of the dress. I bought fabric and decorated a sash with fabric paint and glitter, wore a tiara and heels. Then I bought a baby doll from a toy store and covered it in the same red paint used on the dress. I used an old bungee cord to attach the baby to shorts I had on underneath the dress by its belly button (umbilical cord). And there you have it- the most disturbing costume I could think of. It got a lot of laughs especially when I let the baby dangle between my legs. And those who can’t take a joke, oh well!
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LOL! I seriously was going to do this costume this year so I decided to try to find others that maybe had and you’re the only one I found… Its nice to see that all the sick chicks live in PA!
I didn’t do the blood splatter on my dress and I didn’t attach the baby to me because I liked to leave it near trash cans at the parties I was at. The only thing more disturbing about my costume though is that I am actually pregnant lol.
This is so F U N N Y !!! You are my DREAM GIRL1 What a MARVELOUS sense of Humor. You are GREAT!!!